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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via high-functioning-shadowhunter)

gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

(Source: supostos, via timeturnernumberfour)

lion-for-a-mouth:

queenofsunspear:

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HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

(via timeturnernumberfour)

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

(via jackhoward)

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

(via elliegalaxies)

(Source: bryko, via pizza)

danisnootnootonfire:

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officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

oh pluto

Saturn and Uranus need to switch captions tho

VIVA LA PLUTO

(via oh-phan)