I just found out that this kid at my school ripped off his shirt IN CLASS and jumped on the desk and started dancing like a stripper.
And he made $17.
And when the school counsellor walked in, all he said was ” alright magic mike calm down. “
Public Highschool I swear to god.
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
I actually think I know less than what I did when I was younger.
dear god yes. Kindergarten was like “yeah i could probably rule the entire world why aren’t I president yet” and now i’m just “how do i get out of bed”
what the hell happened